I’m gonna meetcha
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
no fuck off
you are dead to me, microsoft word.
that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me
That’s nice Nited States of America
WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING.
HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2013 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS.
THEY’D BETTER HAVE A DECENT BOOZE CART.
That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.
HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.
HEADCANON COMPLETELY ACCEPTED.forever reblog
when they let you cum inside
i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house
I’m pretty sure I already told you that we’re not coming with you!