i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
lets nominate her for an actress award omfg
that escalated quickly…
She needs to be the lead in that movie Tumblr wants to make of Samuel L. Jackson narrating a little girl’s inner thoughts.
heroes-get-made said: GOOD JOB, SIR
They said “Just dress nice” so I thought “fuck that, suit time” and yeah, lent a blazer off my friend because it fucking fits me better anyway.
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT CAL.
I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.
I have ADHD.
I paid 20 dollars to calm down.
Have to dress up all fancy for a college thing tomorrow. Meeting the governors and showing them round a building we’ve been doing up for two weeks.
Look suave as shit now.
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
looks like they were
you guys are putin way too much time into this
Top marx for the puns guys
"…and he hasn’t been home in a few days"