(Source: tattoome)

a-hunters-diary:

themustachedwaffle:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

hi-john-im-alive:

One way

Or another

I’m gonna meetcha

I’m gonna

ust

*tour guide voice*

if you look to your right you’ll see a  relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”

im cry

best-of-funny:

reconditevillain:

sokkalogical:

testimonialyear:

no fuck off

you are dead to me, microsoft word.

that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me

That’s nice Nited States of America

X

#you are a fully grown man #you should not be this adorable

(Source: demondetoxmanual)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING.

HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2013 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS.

THEY’D BETTER HAVE A DECENT BOOZE CART.

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geronimoallonsy:

maddiefelldowntherabbithole:

im-thequeen-of-okay:

yellowcrayon:

consultant-ninja-from-gallifrey:

watercolor-expectations:

laceandlaudanum:

fallingdownsyndrome:

one-to-tennant:

lazoey:

#I imagine that every year on her birthday, Jack shows up at Donna’s door, announcing himself as a hug-o-gram sent by a mysterious admirer

That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.

#Jack totally keeps an eye out on all the Doctor’s companions throughout space and time #Uses Torchwood to keep tabs on everyone #even the ones he didn’t travel with #so he knows exactly when Sarah Jane needs flowers from a secret admirer most #Or where to send an anonymous gift for Donna’s wedding #Gives little Amelia the supplies to make her Raggedy Doctor dolls #He’s practically running a support group for former companions of the Doctor #They just don’t realize it.

headcanon accepted 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

HEADCANON ACCENPTED

HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.

HEADCANON COMPLETELY ACCEPTED.

forever reblog

(Source: flapperorslapper)

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

youkou:

_{I’m pretty sure I already told you that we’re not coming with you!}

sadboyfriend:

!! clarisa just txted me !!

Ok.

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fullyandcompletelyalive:

shialabeowulf: